Why a beer than a woman...

> 1.  You can enjoy a beer all month.
> 2.  Beer strains wash out.
> 3.  You don`t have to wine and dine a beer.
> 4.  Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
> 5.  When beer goes flat you toss it out.
> 6.  Beer is never late.
> 7.  HANGOVERS go away.
> 8.  A beer doesn`t get jealous when you grab another beer.
> 9.  Beer labels come off without a fight.
> 10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
> 11. Beer never has a headache.
> 12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
> 13. A beer won`t get upset, if you come home with beer on your breath.
> 14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
> 15. You can have more than one beer a night and not fell guilty.
> 16. A beer ALWYS goes down easy.
> 17. You can share a beer with your friends.
> 18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
> 19. A beer is always wet.
> 20. Beer doesn`t demand equality.
> 21. A beer doesn`t care when you come.
> 22. You can have a beer in public.
> 23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
> 24. You don`t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
> 25. Beer always comes in multiples of six.
> 26. Beer doesn`t mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
> 27. You can`t catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.
> 28. After you have a beer, you`re committed to nothing other than dumping
> the empty bottle.
> 29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you
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> 30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
> 31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
> 32. Beer looks the same in the morning.
> 33. Beer doesn`t look up in a month.
> 34. Beer doesn`t worry about someone walking in.
> 35. Beer doesn`t worry about walking the kids.
> 36. Beer doesn`t get cramps.
> 37. Beer doesn`t have a monther.
> 38. Beer doesn`t have a morals.
> 39. Beer doesn`t go crazy once a month.
> 40. Beer always listen and never argues.
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