SPANISH FOR BRITISH PEOPLE CLASS 1 1. BOY AS - N - R *VOY A CENAR I'm gonna have dinner 2. N - L - C - JOHN *EN EL SILLON On the armchair 3. BE A HOPE AND SON *VIEJO PANZON Fat Old man 4. THIS - S - POOR AS STUNT AIR - E - US *DICES PURAS TONTERIAS You're saying dumb things 5. S - TOY TREE STONE *ESTOY TRISTON I'm kinda sad 6. LOST TRAP EAT TOSS *LOS TRAPITOS The little rags 7. A - KEY EYE POOR AGREE JUG *AQUI HAY PURA GRILLA There's only politics around here 8. DESK CAN SAW *DESCANSA (You) rest 9. AS SAY TOON AS *ACEITUNAS Olives 10. CELL EYE JUG, ONE - A - WHAT TOE *CELAYA GUANAJUATO Celaya, Guanajuato (a City in central Mexico) 11. BE - A - HAS - R - WHEN THERE US *VIEJAS ARGUENDERAS Arguing Bitches 12. COME AT - A - LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS *COMETE LOS AGUACATES Eat the avocadoes 13. THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE * DEJE DE ESTAR MOLESTANDO Stop bugging me 14. KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS *QUITATE LOS HUARACHES take off your sandals 15. BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US *BOLA DE PAYASADAS Silly stuff 16. NO CHIN GUESS * NO CHINGUES Quit fucking around 17. T - N - S - L - P - P - B - N - T - S - O *TIENES EL PIPI BIEN TIESO You have a hard one 18.- POOH ROW PED - O * PURO PEDO Its all bull shit 19.- S - TAZ PEN THE JOH *ESTAS PENDEJO You are a dumb ass 20.- RASCAL - P - TOW *RASCA EL PITO Scratch the dick 21.- TABOO - N - O *'TA BUENO It's ok 22.- A - KEY'S TATOO ONE C'M ON EIGHT * AQUI ESTA TU JUAN CAMANEY Your lover is here 23.- PASS - A - LASS SHELL ASS * PASA LAS CHELAS Pass the beer 24.- S - TOY SO LAP ASS * ESTOY SOLAPAS I'm all alone 25.- PASS - A - LASS ALL SAW * PASA LA SALSA Pass the sauce 26.- COME - S - LOSS TACK EAT TOSS * COMES LOS TAQUITOS You eat the little tacos 27.- EYE HALL IS CONE - O - TEAR - A - HESS * AY JALISCO NO TE RAJES Famous Mexican saying 28.- KIT AT TELL LOSS CAN - L - LOSS * QUITATE LOS CANELOS Take of your panties 29.- L - GATT - E - TOW * EL GATITO The kitten 30.- WELL - S - A - SOAP - O * HUELES A SOPO You smell like sweat 31.- A - PEST ASS ALL COLE * APESTAS A ALCOHOL You stink like alcohol 32.- TELL - O - LAB - AS * TE LO LAVAS Wash it (as in your ass) 33.- TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL - E - AN - OZ * TENGO ZAPATOS ITALIANOS I have italian shoes 34.- BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR - O * BIGOTES DE RANCHERO Red neck moustache 35.- TEAR EGG ALL - O - LASS CAN - E - KEY TAZ * TE REGALO LAS CANIQUITAS I give you the little marbles 36.- S - TAZ - B - N - GORE DOUGH * ESTAS BIEN GORDO You are very fat 37.- SOME US LOSS MASS CHIN GUN - S * SOMOS LOS MAS CHINGONES We are the best of the best 38.- LAW - S - TAZ SUE RAN DOUGH * LA ESTAS ZURRANDO You are fucking it up 39.- TELL - O - PRO MET - O * TE LO PROMETO I promise you 40.- DOES TACK EAT TOSS - E - FREE HALL - S * DOS TAQUITOS Y FRIJOLES Two little tacos and beans 41.- LOW ASS - M - OZ - N - TWO QUART TOE? * LO HACEMOS EN TU CARTO? Shall we make it in your room? 42.- L WHO GO RAN C - O * EL JUGO RANCIO The rotten juice 43.- MASS CAR EAT - A - SAW GRAD - AH * MASCARITA SAGRADA Name for famous wrestler in Mexico 44.- TELL - O - BOY - A - IN CRUISE TAR * TE LO VOY A INCRUSTAR I'm going to insert it in you 45.- S - TOY AS TALL - A - MAD RE * ESTOY HASTA LA MADRE I'm fed up