>> > > STATE MOTTOS
>> > > Alabama:
>> > > At Least We're not Mississippi
>> > >
>> > > Alaska:
>> > > 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
>> > >
>> > > Arizona:
>> > > But It's a Dry Heat
>> > >
>> > > Arkansas:
>> > > Litterasy Ain't Everthing
>> > >
>> > > California:
>> > > As Seen on TV
>> > >
>> > > Colorado:
>> > > If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>> > >
>> > > Connecticut:
>> > > Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less character
>> > >
>> > > Delaware:
>> > > We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
>> > >
>> > > Florida:
>> > > Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>> > >
>> > > Georgia:
>> > > We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
>> > >
>> > > Hawaii:
>> > > Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
>> > > Death to Mainland Scum,( But Leave Your Money)
>> > >
>> > > Idaho:
>> > > More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not.
>> > >
>> > > Illinois:
>> > > Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
>> > >
>> > > Indiana:
>> > > 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>> > >
>> > > Iowa:
>> > > We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>> > >
>> > > Kansas:
>> > > First Of The Rectangle States
>> > >
>> > > Kentucky:
>> > > Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>> > >
>> > > Louisiana:
>> > > We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
>> Schtick
>> > >
>> > > Maine:
>> > > We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>> > >
>> > > Maryland:
>> > > A Thinking Man's Delaware
>> > >
>> > > Massachusetts:
>> > > Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
>> > >
>> > > Michigan:
>> > > First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>> > >
>> > > Minnesota:
>> > > "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
>> > >
>> > > Mississippi:
>> > > Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>> > >
>> > > Missouri:
>> > > Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
>> > >
>> > > Montana:
>> > > Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and
>> Very Little
>> > > Else
>> > >
>> > > Nebraska:
>> > > Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>> > >
>> > > Nevada:
>> > > Whores and Poker!
>> > >
>> > > New Hampshire:
>> > > Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>> > >
>> > > New Jersey:
>> > > Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
>> > >
>> > > New Mexico:
>> > > Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>> > >
>> > > New York:
>> > > You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You
>> > > Have the Right to an Attorney
>> > >
>> > > North Carolina:
>> > > Tobacco is a Vegetable
>> > >
>> > > North Dakota:
>> > > We Really are One of the 50 States!
>> > >
>> > > Ohio:
>> > > At least we're not Michigan!
>> > >
>> > > Oklahoma:
>> > > Like the Play, only No Singing
>> > >
>> > > Oregon:
>> > > Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
>> > >
>> > > Pennsylvania:
>> > > Cook With Coal
>> > >
>> > > Rhode Island:
>> > > We're Not REALLY An Island
>> > >
>> > > South Carolina:
>> > > Remember the Civil War?  We do.
>> > >
>> > > South Dakota:
>> > > Closer Than North Dakota
>> > >
>> > > Tennessee:
>> > > The Educashun State
>> > >
>> > > Texas:
>> > > Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
>> > >
>> > > Utah:
>> > > Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>> > >
>> > > Vermont:
>> > > Yep
>> > >
>> > > Virginia:
>> > > Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels don't Mix?
>> > >
>> > > Washington:
>> > > Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
>> > >
>> > > Washington, D.C.:
>> > > Wanna Be Mayor?
>> > >
>> > > West Virginia:
>> > > One Big Happy Family-Really!
>> > >
>> > > Wisconsin:
>> > > Eat Cheese or Die
>> > >
>> > > Wyoming:
>> > > Wynot?
>>