> > > For all of you who have ever found yourself completely lacking
  the
    > > ability
  > > > to translate someone's foreign accent...
  > > >
  > > > "Tendjewberrymud"
  > > >
  > > > Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of
the
  > > > conversation......
  > > >
  > > > Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud"-Be warned,
you're
 > > going to
  > > > find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this.
This 
has
 > >
  > > > been nominated for best email of 1999.
  > > >
  > > > The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
and
  > > > room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and in
the Far
 > > East
  > > > Economic Review.....
  > > >
  > > >   _____
  > > >
  > > > Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
  > > >
  > > > Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
  > > >
  > > > RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
  > > >
  > > > G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
  > > >
  > > > RS: "Ow July den?"
  > > >
  > > > G: "What??"
  > > >
  > > > RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
  > > >
  > > > G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled
please."
  > > >
  > > > RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
  > > >
  > > > G: "Crisp will be fine."
  > > >
  > > > RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
  > > >
  > > > G: "What?"
  > > >
  > > > RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
  > > >
  > > > G: "I don't think so"
  > > >
  > > > RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
  > > >
  > > > G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
one 
toes
 > >
  > > > 'means."
  > > >
  > > > RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we
  > > > bother?"
  > > >
  > > > G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
Fine.
 > > Yes,and
  > > > English muffin will be fine."
  > > >
  > > > RS: "We bother?"
  > > >
  > > > G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
  > > >
  > > > RS: "Wad?"
  > > >
  > > > G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
  > > >
  > > > RS: "Copy?"
  > > >
  > > > G: "Sorry?"
  > > >
  > > > RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
  > > >
  > > > G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
  > > >
  > > > RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem,
 > > tossy
  > > > singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
  > > >
  > > > G: "Whatever you say"
  > > >
  > > > RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
  > > >
  > > > G : "You're welcome"