> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are
> qualified to be "a professional consultant".  Scroll down for each answer.
> The questions are not that difficult.
>
> 1.  How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>
> The correct answer is:
> Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and, close the door.  This
> question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
> complicated way.
>
> 2.  How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
>
> Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
> refrigerator.
> Correct Answer:  Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
> elephant and close the door.
>
> This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
actions.
>
> 3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the animals attend
> except one. Which animal does not attend?
>
> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.  This
> tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three
questions
> correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
>
>
> 4.  There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
>  How do you manage it?
>
> Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the
> Animal Meeting.  This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
>
> According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals
> they tested got all questions wrong.   But many preschoolers got several
> correct answers.  Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
> theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
>
> Send this out to frustrate all of your friends.
>