QUOTES ON THE NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE
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>>Carl Zwanzig: "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark
>>side, and
>>it holds the universe together...."
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>>Douglas Adams: "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody
>>discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
>>instantly
>>disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
>>There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
>>
>>Albert Einstein: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human
>>stupidity,
>>and I'm not sure about the former."
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>>Unknown: "Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
>>thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things."
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>>Edward P. Tryon: "In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the
>>modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen
>>from time to time."
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>>Max Frisch: "Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man
>>doesn't have to experience it."
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>>Kilgore Trout: "The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
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>>Woody Allen: "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe
>>when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
>>
>>Douglas Adams: "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a
>>lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
>>
>>Rich Cook: "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving
>>to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to
>>produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
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>>Fred Hoyle: "There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know
>>what it's a plan for."
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>>Christopher Morley: "My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated
>>but not signed."
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>>Edward Chilton: "I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's
>>not holding a charge."
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>>Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson): "The surest sign that intelligent life
>>exists
>>elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."